~aksis~

MarcLyndon

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

• A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" because he was breathing
• Medical research money would be spent on birth control methods for men.
• Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
• Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered "Macho".
• The hem of men's pants would go up or down depending on the economy.
• Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.
• Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey.
• The ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds for women.
• Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.
• PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
• Men would come with papers showing their true identity, marital and employment status, if they live with their mother, and whether they have had their shots.
• Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
• Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
• "Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad males.
• Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.
• Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
• Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before.
• Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for no credit.
• Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".
• Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
• Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
• Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
• Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
• Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
• Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
• All toilet seats would be nailed down.
• Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
• TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.
• All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
• Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single.
• During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year old boys.

Men would learn phrases like:

1. I'm sorry
2. I love you
3. You're beautiful
4. Of course you don't look fat in that outfit
5. Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby

MarcLyndon

"Big Hug 4 U Ma Friend"

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i really want to be feel the warm embrace of a friend whos alweays be there for me.

someone who can appreciate me...

MarcLyndon

well yesterday i just texted my ex... cos __ texted me back, i thought that it would be a good feeling. but then i feel nothing at all. its just good to know that the past that you just surpassed came back again and it didnt affected you at all. good feeling that you dont have any care about your ex, just considered him as a past...

anyways...

i bought many stuff and it cause me so much... hahaha...

perfume

clothes,

food.

wine

MarcLyndon

its actually for me and i love the meaning...

a little greeny but cool...

I love it

I have noticed that

whenever I'M with you

It seems that I am forever

and     ALWAYS feeling

it in a tHORNY thicket

of true love. There is a beautiful

aura   AROUND your

body that radiates pure tranquility. That's the

reason why to YOU I am so drawn

and feel thge love I feel

MarcLyndon

its been awhile since id added an entry here.., well hes the summary to the things that were happening to me... last saturday night, pagkagaling sa praktis namin sa church, i speed myself up cos i do have a work... nothing were well in that night,,, meaning to say that i dont have any idea that something will happened in that day... we went to baguio... i dont know what to do.. i wasnt prepared that day., kung anong suite and suot kong nung gabing yon ay un lang talaga ang suot ko... so i dont have  a choice, we went to baguio. sira ulo kasi ang boss nmin eh...its just a one day trip... walang tuluhan and weve spent the day in the van...

ayaw ko nang ipagpatuloy... kakatamad na kasi eh...

last week my parcel has arrived and im so happy cos i do have a new book, cards, 56 dollars and then a $1 MILLION.

im not joking here its fairly true, one day i will post it here...

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well i dont know what to say or add in this blog...

my churchmates says to me that im always wearing something new...

i told them "no di naman lagi eh"

they asked me about my job "how much is the rate"

i went silent, smile a little and then said "okay lang, masaya naman"

...thats the end of the conversation to the stupid topic...

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later this day, the mother of our paster has been taken to her last destination

its a little sad but it was okay... i just thought that all of us will surely die

and i  have to face that fact...

hope all of us will  go to heaven

MarcLyndon

With You In My Heart

With you in my heart,
my life is complete,
You're the air that I breathe and the food that I eat.
You are my soul mate,
the beat in my heart,
It feels like a year each second we're apart.

With you in my heart I'm walking on air,
I can imagine your perfume and the touch of your hair.
Your beautiful eyes,
so kind and so sweet,
The loveliest sight I ever have seen.



With you in my heart,
I am brim full of pride,
It's as though i can achieve anything with you by my side.
You're my rock,
you?re my angel,
my one true love,

You're my present from heaven,
my gift from above.

MarcLyndon

i need help...

GOD help me and my Family

MarcLyndon

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her. ....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.


Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

MarcLyndon

some pics will do i just take this pic to a friends account,.,.,

maganda ba? o Hindi?